When I was a little toddler, one of the things I found attractive in my dad was his bulging tummy. In fact, when we went to the beach on weekends I was always on the lookout for other dads spotting big stomachs as the bug as my dad' and deciding if dad's tummy was the most amazing tummy in the entire universe. As far as I was concerned, the bigger a stomach was the better and I was always too afraid in public to look down at mine because regardless of what my mum said I believed myself to be malnourished to even consider myself a healthy child.
Children find big tummies funny especially the sound it makes when you tap with your hands. If you are a dad with a humongous stomach then you have nothing to worry about. Yours can be used as a tool of entertainment to captivate your little ones. There are a million and one Youtube videos to prove this so endeavor to use it to the fullest advantage. IF YOU HAVE IT; FLAUNT IT. Tummies are not only meant to store food after all but can be used for other joy fulfilling purposes. But what if biology has failed to bless you with the fortune of big bloopers? You wouldn't want your kids to miss out on the fun, would you? What biology has refused to bless you with can be supplanted with a belly fanny pack?
How to use a belly funny pack?
Belly funny packs are easy to use. Simply wrap it around your waist and hold it in place with the attached suspenders. Some people prefer folding up their shirts for proper exposure while others prefer wearing tight fitted or undersized shirts fully rolled down but not long enough (due to shirt's small size) with the belly pack exposed underneath like protruding stomach of an overweight Bison.
Belly funny pack as unconventional bag or purse: They can also be used as unconventional little bags for holding light items like can drinks, lipsticks, sunglasses and mobile phones. Pulling out kinds of stuff from conventional bags and purses can be a very boring and unamusing chore for onlookers and especially children. Babies do not find whatever mum is bringing out as amusing and rewarding if it's not; well you know what and as for dads, we are really at a disadvantage because we’ve got nothing worth bringing out but belly packs change all of that exponentially.
So you may not be as funny as Kevin Hart or Chris Rock, and you may be much more unpopular than MR NOBODY but with belly funny packs I reckon that you can give the KARDASHIANS a run for their money any day, anytime. I have made it a new year resolution to do all I can to get a beer belly before the kids start coming through but until then, belly funny packs will do for now; maybe they will be suitable for you too.
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